Things I Want For Spring But Don't Need

I can't shop so I'm going to write about shopping.

This economy sucks and tbh, I don’t know how anyone can possibly remain hot AND have a fun life in these conditions. And why would I want to be hot to just stay in my house and watch Bravo? Someday my knees will be saggy (I bring this up a lot), so it’s actually a duty—no, a GIFT to my future self to be out in the world dressed like a slutty school girl…